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Post by Yoon Mi-Na on Jan 1, 2008 1:01:29 GMT -5
that's right. it's back, and this time we're keepin' it aliiiive. got that? okay.
but i'm not starting it.
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Post by kkl on Jan 3, 2008 23:51:57 GMT -5
I LIEK TO SHOT MYSELF UP WITH CRACK K
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Post by Eclipse on Jan 7, 2008 0:30:22 GMT -5
*punts KKL off a cliff*
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Post by Kasu Shinbai on Jan 7, 2008 19:44:51 GMT -5
*throws an anvil on top of KKL, killing him. Hopefully.*
"Well, now that that's taken care of..."
Kasu goes off in search of mashed potatoes. Preferably with some cheese. Mmm... the power of cheese.
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Post by Yoon Mi-Na on Jan 9, 2008 15:14:30 GMT -5
"Taters? PO-TA-TOES. Toast 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew..." Yoon shoves some watery quick-mix mashed potatoes into Kasu's face, having been called to the scene through the power of SAMSUNG PHONES. She hopes it burns, but not too much, as she prefers her moderators only lightly toasted. She whips around suddenly. "YOU!" she roars with the power of a thousand megaphones. "Drop another anvil on KKL!" she orders Nisshy. KKL lies, still dead, under the weight of a cliff, an ocean, and soon another anvil.
[yeah, that's you, eclipse.]
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Post by Kasu Shinbai on Jan 9, 2008 21:38:57 GMT -5
"My face! MY FACE!" Kasu, now with potato'd face, starts running around blindly, crashing into Yoon and sending her, her phone, her bullhorns, and what not flying through the air.
He gets up, wipes the spuds off of his now-red face. "Aheh... sorry." He runs off in search of the.
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Post by Secret of Mana on Feb 3, 2008 17:00:00 GMT -5
Finding the, Kasu also finds a young man standing on the edge of another cliff, as though waiting to be pushed. This same young man, known to himself, and, well, also several others not to be named or RPed in this thread, as SoM, looks down on the grassy fields stretching off into the distance. His cape flaps in the wind.
In time, he will move, but for now, his gray eyes, gray as the sky/forum, simply remain entranced by the color below, and he is content, mentioning to himself and Kasu,
"This world is rotten"
in a grim tone of voice.
Music from Shadow the Hedgehog plays.
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Post by Eclipse on Feb 5, 2008 8:03:35 GMT -5
As noble a quest as searching for the is, I could not ignore a direct order. Mounting my trusty froglizardbirdhumancatwhalebat, I grabbed a sack of anvils and rained my wrath upon the one named "Kasu".
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Post by Valdren Sion on Feb 12, 2008 23:10:03 GMT -5
*shoots Zero*
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Post by Kasu Shinbai on Feb 24, 2008 23:31:55 GMT -5
Kasu's OOC sighs at the inactivity.
Kasu (IC plzkthx) first spots SoM.
"It's you. Why is it you? Couldn't it have been... not you? Because... jeez, why does it have to be you?"
An awkward pause hangs in the air for about 20 seconds before "... who are you again?"
Then Kasu gets smashed by a couple of anvils. His the falls out and rolls at Eclipse's feet.
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Post by Secret of Mana on Feb 29, 2008 21:29:26 GMT -5
SoM is amused by the IC Kasu's misfortune, and laughs in a sadistic manner. A kind fellow, indeed.
"Kasu, you can never begin to comprehend my existence, and therefore can never begin to even recognize who I am."
...wtf? Even the narrator tires of SoM's meaningless existential angst, and thus writes him out of the story, creating a new SoM with a much more, well, relatively normal personality.
Meanwhile, the grassy fields appear to be falling apart and dropping into an ocean below, Sonic the Hedgehog style. A Proboards sign is destroyed, only to be replaced with a newly created InVision sign.
Uh oh.
...This world is rotten, indeed.
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